Sean David Morton: Please Call A Lawyer

This will be a relatively short post, updating my series about the ConspiraSea Cruise and the people I met there. For those who haven’t read it, the cruise was a week-long conference for conspiracy theorists. One of the speakers was Sean David Morton, who claimed he could teach people to stop paying taxes, win any court case, and make money by creating esoteric financial instruments. Eighteen months later, he’s been convicted of tax fraud and issuing false financial instruments. And on Monday, he skipped his sentencing hearing and became a fugitive.

Sean, if you’re reading this, call a lawyer. Please. You tried your legal theories in court and they failed, just like they’ve always failed every time anyone has ever tested them in court. They haven’t worked. They don’t work. They won’t ever work. I know you don’t want to hear this from a skeptic and a critic, but I think you also know it’s the best thing you can do for yourself and your family. Call a lawyer, and get some expert advice. They’re going to tell you to turn yourself in, and you should. It’s the best way to get ahead of this situation.

So for everyone else, here’s the situation. Morton was under indictment when I met him, although we didn’t know that because the indictment was sealed. He was essentially charged with taking his own advice, doing the things that he was teaching people at the conference to do. The indictment included over fifty counts of fraud and filing false tax returns. When the conference ended and we all disembarked, IRS agents were waiting for him. They arrested him on the spot, but he was soon released on bail.

Morton made his trial a showcase of ineffective and counterproductive pseudolegal theories. There are dozens and dozens of examples of strange, silly, and totally pointless tactics that accomplished nothing but adding time to his eventual sentence. And it wasn’t just during the trial itself. Before the trial he claimed he’d be calling Donald Trump as a witness; after his conviction, he declared the verdict void, tried to withdraw his “not guilty” plea, and filed a motion demanding to know the nature of the charges against him. The signature block on his motions is a museum-quality display of pseudolegal gibberish:


So with that kind of defense, obviously the jury convicted Morton. That was in April. He stayed free pending his sentencing hearing, where the judge would consider recommendations from both sides and impose a sentence. Theoretically he’s facing almost 600 years, but realistically the sentence is calculated according to a set of standard guidelines. The DOJ filed a memo recommending that the judge impose an 87-month sentence, right in the middle of the guideline range. That recommendation would have been just 70 months, but the prosecutors asked for an enhancement based on Morton’s “obstreperous” conduct. This is the longest and most detailed part of their memorandum, setting out a laundry list of meticulously documented nonsense motions and timewasting stunts Morton pulled before, during, and after trial.


They also notified the court that they’d ask for Morton, who was out on his $10,000 bail this whole time, to be taken into custody immediately at his sentencing hearing. (Normally defendants get some time to put their affairs in order, like making arrangements for children and pets.) They pointed out that he constantly denied that the court had jurisdiction over him, and that he had “passports and Canadian identification.” In other words, Morton’s pseudolegal antics earned him a recommendation for an extra year in prison and a request that he be handcuffed as soon as the sentence was pronounced.

Well, the feds were right. Morton turned out to be a flight risk, just as they predicted. He beat them to the punch, though, and skipped his sentencing hearing altogether. The judge issued an arrest warrant on the spot, and Morton is now a fugitive.

I don’t have a lot of deep insight into this case, or meaningful lessons to draw from it. His decision to flee was deeply irrational, but I suspect motivated by fear more than any subtle and nuanced psychological factors. The guy is facing about a decade in prison, and that’s terrifying.

But if I sympathize with what he must have been feeling, we have to point out that he’s guilty. He didn’t just steal money from the government, he took money from innocent people and put them in extreme legal and financial jeopardy. The people who trusted him didn’t get their debts erased or their taxes eased, and didn’t win court cases–they just wound up poorer and in worse condition than when they started, because they trusted someone who has a talent for deception but had no idea of how to actually help them.

And bolting was objectively a very foolish thing to do. He’s forfeited his bond, so he’ll be on the hook for that $10,000. That’s not so much, given that he’s probably going to be ordered to repay the $500,000 to the IRS, but to some of us $10,000 is a lot of money. More importantly, he’s going to add even more time to his sentence—he could do as much as 2-3 additional years for skipping his court date. The calculation is a little loose, since these are just advisory ranges the court can disregard, but if you take into account the time he may get for his obstreperous conduct, it’s likely Morton has bought himself over 50 months, or 4 years, of additional time. And I can’t even begin to predict the consequences to how he’ll eventually serve his time, but I think minimum security is a lot less likely now.

So if running was so heavily and obviously against his self-interest, why did he do it? Well, Morton called into the Strange Universe radio show—until recently, his own show—on the day of the sentencing hearing. He explained that he’d filed a motion with the Supreme Court, and that they had already (or would soon) issued an order vacating his conviction and exonerating him. He claimed that the only reason the court in his case didn’t know this was that the Supreme Court hadn’t sent the paperwork down there yet. This is, of course, nonsense. Morton’s legal gibberish has failed every single time it’s been attempted, and the Supreme Court has never been, is not, and will not be an exception. If Morton really believed that he was about to be rescued by the Supreme Court, that was a supremely irrational belief.

One of the models of irrational thinking that I subscribe to is “rational irrationality,” which suggests that people moderate their irrational beliefs as the costs of those beliefs (or the costs of being wrong) increase. It doesn’t apply in every case, but here it suggests that Morton either didn’t really believe he was about to be saved or that he didn’t understand the costs of being wrong. I think both are probably true.


There’s a lot to learn from Morton’s example, and I’ll be writing more about him in my book and possibly here on the blog.

In the meantime, a few parting thoughts:

First, my apologies for not having anything more insightful to say. I wanted to put an update on the record for various reasons, but I’m not ready to draw any serious conclusions from this yet—especially as we don’t know what’s going to happen. Morton will almost certainly get caught, but he’s a nonviolent offender so it’s not like there’s a manhunt on for him. It could take a while.

Second, let’s remember that Morton’s a person. He’s facing a difficult time and in his shoes, I’d be scared. You would be too. No matter what he’s done, we can sympathize with that.

Third, Sean, if you’re reading this, please call a lawyer. If you don’t have one, call any criminal defense lawyer. You need real advice, from an expert. They can help you minimize the fallout from this. They’ll probably advise you to turn yourself in, and that’s OK. You’ll be OK.


10 thoughts on “Sean David Morton: Please Call A Lawyer

  1. E.G. Gordon June 23, 2017 / 3:51 pm

    Only slightly off topic, but it relates to the psyche of these individuals in the patriot movement: We had a family move into a home we owned free and clear, claimed ownership by right of possession and kept fighting eviction for months on end, filing bogus claims with the court worded just like Morton teaches, hiding from service, tearing down posted service and serving us with bogus prior rights notices. It was completely by accident that we discovered our patriots respected only a showing of immediate physical strength or power. My wife ordered a 20 foot dumpster delivered into the yard to empty their possessions into when we ultimately prevailed. They were gone within 3 days of that without a whimper. We learned shortly thereafter they moved into a vacant home about 50 miles away and started the process all over again. I believe based on this encounter that many patriots are simply anarchists who practice might makes right. If you display that you are the stronger party you will prevail. And for some reason their own propaganda makes them unafraid of the courts, possibly because the legal system takes so long to react that they get away with their conduct for a long time. But it does eventually catch up with them, as it did Morton.

    We prevailed, and the cost of the dumpster was only $80 for 3 months fill time!

  2. Tom Jerome June 24, 2017 / 6:59 am

    Sean appears to be one of those people who’s allergic to work. He’s taken his philosophy to its inevitable conclusion. If he can’t live by his wits, he may choose not to live any longer. I half expect a suicide or staged fake death.

  3. Randy Wright June 25, 2017 / 11:23 am

    Colin, the only thing I could add to this is some strong language–and I have enough of a mental health and treatment background to make that statement–suggesting he get some good psychological help as well. I’m a believer in both group and individual therapy, and this seems called for.

    Sadly, I don’t think that will happen, but we have to keep trying. Those sorts need serious consequences if they’re going to change.

  4. zozita June 26, 2017 / 10:04 pm

    Yeah, sean will be okay but the people he conned out of their savings will not be okay. They are human beings, too.

    • Colin June 26, 2017 / 10:40 pm

      Yeah, that’s a good reminder.

  5. Erickson June 28, 2017 / 5:06 pm

    Having chosen to run, Sean will not be okay as he might have been. Failure to appear carries further consequences and potentially exposes others – as this case illustrates:

    The last piece of pseudolaw that Morton filed in the district court was a “Notice of Removal” to the US Supreme Court “for constitutional blasphemy and void.” In it, he stated, “I do not understand and I do not agree.” Although that might be intended to have some common law effect, it may also be one of the few honest statements he has made. It’s certainly a far cry from touting himself as a constitutional law scholar. N

    Melissa comes up for sentencing on July 24th. On June 28 the court modified her bond to order that she have no contact with Sean and consent to a search. Will she join Sean on the run? Will he let her go to prison while he remains a fugitive?

    In any event, as a criminal defense attorney I would give Sean free legal advise similar to what you have posted.

    • Colin June 28, 2017 / 5:18 pm

      In any event, as a criminal defense attorney I would give Sean free legal advise similar to what you have posted.

      High praise in my book. Thank you.

      Melissa’s sentencing was postponed to August; I noticed that she’s prohibited from leaving the Central District of California. She’s been talking publicly about moving back to Utah, so I wonder what her plans are. I doubt she means to run, though. She’s probably seen that it’s not working out so well for her husband.

  6. nexuseditor July 14, 2017 / 5:56 pm

    I’ve got more sympathy for the people he ripped off with his psychic investment scams. Sure they were gullible and greedy, but they were stung nevertheless. Special sympathy for Kerry Cassidy who also fell for Sean’s bullshit.

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