Thanks to @The_Episiarch, we now have…Creationist Puppy!
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Violent metaphors 
You evilutionists are so clever, you even have my grandma Barnes fooled. She says my ancestors came from Scotland. But I’ve been to Scotland and there are people still living there! If evilution is true, how come they’re not extinct? Gotcha there smart pants!*
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* Obviously I don’t believe such creationist nonsense, but cannot vouch for other members of my family, who are crazy like that.
Hah! I like that. My brother memes his dog as well. This is my favorite meme: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/no-i-havent-seen-your-lsd.jpg